THE PROVOCATEUR

HEY YOU!

DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE ACNE — IT’LL CLEAR UP!

THERE ARE ABOUT 4 BOYS WHO ARE MADLY IN LOVE W/ YOU RN AND THEY’RE GONNA TELL YOU IN THEIR 20S, 30S, AND 40S (AND YOU’RE GONNA LAUGH).

KEEP READING THE PAPER!

KEEP READING EVERYTHING!

KEEP BEING YOU!

YOU’RE DOING A WHOLE LOT THAT’S RIGHT JUST BY FOLLOWING YOUR INSTINCTS AND YOUR PASSIONS AND YOUR SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG. BUT PLEASE BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET SIDE-TRACKED BY SEXIST, MISOGYNISTIC GUYS WHO AREN’T WORTH YOUR TIME.

TRUST YOUR GUT & HAVE FUN

LOVE,
ME