THE PROVOCATEUR

CHECKLIST FOR LIFE:

- SWIM IN THE OCEAN NAKED (MUST DO. THINK ABOUT HOW YOUR BODY IS SUPPORTED BY THE WATER. THINK ABOUT THE MOON AND HOW IT CONTROLS THE CYCLES OF THE OCEAN LIKE IT CONTROLS THE CYCLES OF YOUR BODY. THINK ABOUT HOW ALL LIFE ON EARTH CAME OUT OF THAT OCEAN. YOU ARE MEETING YOUR MAKER!)
- BUY AN AMAZING VIBRATOR AND FIGURE OUT WHAT TURNS YOU ON, AND WHAT MAKES YOU ORGASM (THEN ASK FOR IT DURING SEX)
- TRAVEL ALONE AT LEAST ONCE
- ENJOY YOUR FOOD (VERY IMPORTANT) TREAT YOURSELF! NOT ALL THE TIME BUT DEFINITELY SOMETIMES. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DEPRIVE YOURSELF OF DELICIOUS FOOD.
- APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE. IT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER THAN CARRYING AROUND REGRET OR SHAME
- LOVE YOUR BODY. TREAT IT WELL. CARE FOR IT. TELL IT IT’S BEAUTIFUL. FEED IT GOOD FOOD. KEEP IT WARM AND WELL-SLEPT AND ACTIVE. STRETCH. LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ABOUT WHAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
- EAT A WHOLE PIZZA BY YOURSELF
- WEAR SUNSCREEN. GET HEALTH INSURANCE. START A RETIREMENT ACCOUNT. GO TO THE DENTIST. YES, IT SUCKS. JUST DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH. THEN GET YOURSELF A TREAT.
- STAY OUT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP
- SLEEP OUTSIDE UNDER THE STARS
- THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE AND GO AFTER IT. YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN OPPORTUNITIES. IT MIGHT NOT B EASY. BUT LIFE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO B EASY. THE HARD WORK IS WHAT MAKES THE ACHIEVEMENTS GREAT. WITHOUT THE STRUGGLE WE WOULDN’T APPRECIATE THE SUCCESSES. BE PROUD OF YOUR STRUGGLE. DON’T BE AFRAID TO WORK HARD. THINK CREATIVELY ABOUT HOW TO MANEUVER AROUND THE THINGS THAT STAND IN YOUR WAY. YOU CAN DO IT. AND IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO START. GO FORTH AND RULE THE WORLD!

MYLA DALBESIO